This week’s letter comes from Mark in Beech Grove: Dear Dating Idiot: I’m never quite sure how to end a first date. Should I always try for the kiss or should I settle on a hug? Dear Mark, This is an excellent question and one that many of your fellow readers want to know. There are basically 4 ways you can end the date: kiss, hug, shake hands, head butt. … [Read more...]

This week's Dating Idiot letter comes from Alan in Irvington: Dear Dating Idiot, My girlfriend dumped me over the weekend and she said she still wants to be friends. Does she really want to be friends or is she just trying to let me down easy? Alan: When a girl says she want to be friends, what she really means is she that even though she just eviscerated your heart, she doesn't want you to … [Read more...]

We here at Godzilla's Citizen Hideout (the Official Home of Carry On, Citizens!) are always looking for ways we can serve the greater good and help our fellow man (and our fellow woman). During today's staff meeting, my pet moose suggested that I write a dating advice column. Now, I don't know what's more preposterous: that he suggested I write a dating column or that you've read COC all these … [Read more...]